An intriguing specimen of the female gender. Known for assuming far more responsibilities than humanly possible, and yet somehow remaining perched on the edge of sanity. Reportedly taller than the average NFL safety (and better-looking), she is also reputed to be a notorious coffee addict and femme fatale with deadly knife-throwing skills. However, this is mere speculation, as she is rarely observed in the wild, withdrawing to her room for hibernation during 85% of the year.